André Toulon

When you're the guy stealing plastic shopping baskets and yet are not the saddest person in the thread.

I know I've never had their chicken because I refuse to eat chicken that's been in fish grease.

LJS has always sucked to me....I hate their badder and their fries always seem undercooked and flimsy.....I "think" our Popeyes has hush puppies because we have fish and shrimp poboys but I'm not 100%

I'd be lying if I said this wasn't a little depressing.

I met my girl at a bar....Every time we go to a bar it's like the beginning so....That's all I got. And yeah, we're the drunk couple making out at the bar, or she's between my legs while I got my hands down the front of her pants....We are disgusting...I fucking hate us.

Hm, why did my video disappear?

I only speak literal....Don't get stupid trying to dissolve my words, pimp....I've dealt with better than you. Go get Viper if you want a trigger.

I said the ones I know...Will you keep skewing my words because if so this only makes this more fun for me. I understand, you don't know how I operate, and I understand you think you running this shit will give you leverage.....So I'll concede one thing. Don't play with my words and I won't play with you.

What are you...Like 3 years younger than me...gtfo

Nope, that you were moving the goalposts....I said what I meant. Not my fault you needed to modify it to tickle pacman's balls.

There are some weeeeeird ass black people in this thread.

"I could have touched him" LOL, dude was ready to die.

I know you're joking but if he got stopped twice, I'm gonna assume it's his tags or if his state has them, inspection sticker

LOL, we call those California stops down here

If you didn't get a citation, how do you know what he wrote. At any rate....I've never seen anyone "write" a race, it's usually a checkbox and I don't think (can't recall for sure) if I've ever seen Asian as an option....It usually says white, black, Hispanic, or Native iirc, so if that's the case I can see them using white for Asian.

Ah, I see the janitor is arguing with the professionals....Whether it be banking, construction, electronics or even just odor, he will be there to look like an imbecile for our entertainment

HBD, bruh Wait, wait.....Sawdy and Pacman have the same birthday?

ITT...Literally a clown singing off key

Exclusively....It's a talent to make yourself feel smaller than the people you tried to make small. Only in irl tho..... I mean every mean and hateful thing I say here

He was supposed to find it on his own Stilgar.

I was bored at work and since this folder is in the main I couldn't help but troll it. I'm gonna make more later. They are all in fun, Only making stories of users I like, no worries about me actin' bad

Oh I guess you're announcing the halloween emojis....I never would have known

That must be one of those tufftex balloons or whatever trigun goes on about

ANd racist stereotypes, but it's the best she can do.....Being a musty cunt can't be easy.

OMG, this bitch is hilarious.....The oldest text in my phone is from August. How sad is your life that you hold on to shit like this.