André Toulon

Santeria is rock?

You know what, just bail out....Be a virgin forever, it's not worth it. You ever contemplated smothering a bitch in her sleep, but realize you're not a closer and it'll always be awkward from now on and you'll be the only one laughing when one day at lunch you'll be like "Hey, remember that time i tried to kill you".....No, no you haven't....Keep it that way.

Don't ever tell us what you dream about again. Epic derail....I'm hungry.....I hate that Subway is my go to

Sigh

Ok, well first thing first...."My name is doomer (don't say doomer, use your real name)....I just wanted to say hi" Bam, first hurdle done

insecurity.....He's not an adult.

LOL

I've got to plane next week and then again on the 1st....I hate when my ears pop

That's coward talk....I talked to a few girls I worked with....It's not as damning as people make it seem. In fact, in my experience, it make things easier when you have someone to help the day go by. I figure this stance comes from the insecurity that it goes bad and you have to see this person on a perpetual basis....But to that I say just grow a pair.....These are just people, not demons.

Don't listen to awful Narkew....Look man, It feels weird saying this to an adult, but always take the shot. Girls are not scary.....Annoying, but not scary. Just ask her for her number (or FB or whatever it is you kids do now) and find a way to talk to her outside of work. One thing that I've noticed is that women respond to interest. As long as you don;t stink or look slimey, you got a chance....Don't sell yourself short, have confidence, and I would say be funny....But I'm not sure if you should try that in person since I only know ya from here. Also, pics....I need to see this chick

indeed it is....When I get bored with reading this shit, I click it and feel accomplished.

Why....That's one of my favorite things to click.

Dumb it down, nerd.

There is like a 0.00000000001 chance I'll be in Bally's when your nut sack spontaneously explodes....But I still like those odds.

I don't want to help me move so I plan on dying here

I hate I'm replying to this but I think a better question is how many of you wash your backs....I had a chick that wouls always ask me to wash her back for her and I thought "what do you do when I'm not around"

FOr the record, you can't buy it at Walmart, Aldi, Homeland or Save a lot.....I just got high and ate Oreos

Nope, and her name was on the arcade cabinet...I'll never forget looking at "Save Pauline" and thinking "who the fuck would save a bitch named Pauline"

Pretty sure that's Pauline

Do you have a Switch....We must continue the rivalry

it was kinda sweet like graham crackers, but it didn't really taste like graham crackers

Actually, I think the thing that made it so good is that the cheese cake part wasn't as sweet at the cheesecakes I've had before....It was a really mild, and slightly "sour" cheesecake....The peaches where really just akin to a cobbler. Like I said, I'm going to see if I can hunt one down today. I asked her son, and he brought it with him from some bakery in Denton. I'm hoping I can find something similar.

Are you 12?

Nope...I mean this was at least 15 years and it's literally a tape. VHS....I just know my friend showed it to a few people because they've approached me about it