stilgar

Zeni is about to get catfished.

I am really glad I don't need to add oil to my beard.

I kinda feel like lgl shouldn't have cats now.

There are better things to do with your significant others than sex.

Did your supervisors make sure you were blowing those hobos correctly?

Or blow hobos under the boardwalk.

No, come get dumplings with me.

He and I can't be friends.

There isn't much to tell.

Your test is flawed.

Masturbate in a janitorial supply closet.

People are still playing Skyrim? He asks as he plays Skyrim for the 100th time.

It's best to not know any of us.

You'd fit right in with them shorty....I mean zeni.

You didn't get hired to do tech support for anyone you cunt. You worked in Verizon's call center.

I like that fuggs is pretending she is an expert on giving birth just because she pooped out one baby.

Yeah, especially when you make your mom raise it.

Liar.

There aren't any bodies because zeni is a massive pussy.

Ticc's dead Jim.

Fuck if I know creeper.

The packard. A stale heal of cheap white bread soaked in hobo semen and liberally sprinkled with cigarette ash. Served on a naked picture of a pubescent anime girl.

Moist cake is the best cake.

Zeni whispers into the night, fearing he may awake his mother at any moment, dreading the beating that will follow but also anticipating it. The bittersweet sensation of the pain, but the comfort of another humans touch, if only for a moment.

I'd eat it.