Sawdamizer

LOL!!! That dude fucking nutted you.

What's funny is.... the powers to be and those fucking fucks have been begging us to come here, and now we are bringing real fucking content they move it or delete it. Luuv, wants to fucking dick around? Lets fucking dick man.

Why didn't you message me and Buddy to come here?

I hear you, I guess. I was there to the end.... death throes and all. But yeah, Some of the best people I have known are from ASMB, and met a few..... lol, Getting drunk with Saddy was the best.

Lol, your stomach sank?

Bunch of fuckbois kept telling us to come... we said, "no" and then they killed our staging boards.

I fucking hate alts. I am terrible at keeping track you jack wagons.

I would shit all over that person IRL.

It's..... chowdaaaair.

You've been promising that shit for a couple years now, bitch.

I can't wait for you to visit.

"You guys" or "yous guys"? "Mine" or "mayan"? "Whater" or "wooder" for water. "Soda" or "pop"? What else is there? What pissed you off by how people say shit? I'm not saying what the proper way is but what dumb dick way you say it?

Well, I don't care balances so it has always worked well for me, free trip to Philly couple times year.

So, you're to blame?

You're such a knob.

What are you looking to purchase with the card?

Pound puppies were the shit

They should have died after the purge night we had

Yeah I just what the fucked big time.

Oh well... THAT'S MY REAL NAME FAGGOTS!

Yeah not sure why it did that.....

Asks for a drink... bartender looks at him and says, "Hey get the hell outta here we don't serve your kind here" Mushroom looks at the bartender and says, "Why the fuck not?! IM A FUNGAI!" Outta my fucking way MD.

Fuck outta here.... quit actin' like I ain't. A mushroom walks into a bar.....

I am funny.

Unless you are willing to help MD, get out of my way.