Sawdamizer

The nips... Fuck.

Monday is the day I was planning on drinking myself to death! Great news!

I miss Tiny Toon Adventures.

Did you send it to me?

You deleted me? I am pissed now.

Just what someone in that camp would say.

Your Political Compass Economic Left/Right: -1.13 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.97

Nice.

Well this was inconclusive at best.

I guess, what specifically are you missing? Or wanting? Often those feelings can be duplicated with an animal and hookers. Not at the same time, never at the same time.

I say it to my cat. ALL. THE. TIME.

Why is he allowed to use it? Is he accepted among the popluation? His dad was African and his mom is a white Jew canadian. I am spanish irish, I tan like a mother fucker in the summer... I SAY! IF HE CAN SAY IT! I CAN SAY IT! But I will wait for the black delegation for validation, except fuggs.. fuck that.

Pistols at dawn you fucking bitch ass.

Looks like you got a spot of cum on there... or bleach.

Not clicking that shit, you fucking twat.

What's da matta?

I guess it depends on where she works?

About 20 minutes ago for about 48 seconds. Then I felt shame.

Happy Birthday Poohbread.

My whip has Harman Kardon in it.

The fuck is that supposed to mean?

If you figure it out, let me know.

I had 3 different dreams last night about playing ping pong against asians I have never met. I slept with ESPN on but why would they have ping pong on?! Oh btw, it was 2 on 1 and I was smoking those dudes... flawless serves, top spin, back spin, just straight up owning that table (non sexy).

Coffee is a gateway drug for heroin.

LOL! You have to actually TRY and not make more money than that.