Sawdamizer

Why is this shit pinned?

I want to see it cry first

I didn't think it was a thing for real, but it happened. I'm either getting old because they are sagging or some shit, or my dick and balls are getting bigger... You obviously know what the answer is...

I think Phillies was hoping we would help him finish his fantasy... You guys fucked up.

I don't think they're black

Why didn't you say right or left?

My horses name is pancake

Like a moth to a flame

I'm surprised you didn't advise him to not.... Blow it.

I mean, I'm in my office on a conference call with some dinks in Spain. Stupid time zones.

Meh

Boop

She's a good girl

Yeah

There is also a theory that there were alternate entrances, but they were closed off or collapsed.

The Dwemer imprisoned it there lonnnnng ago.

Suck a dick on your way through.

Corporate womenz sweat my dick daily.

What do I know, though.

No it wont... The first thing I would ask is why you were an assistant for so long... Why are you such a pushover?

Forget what I said.... Go with empty.

Ass Man is the absolute worst position in any company. Shit authority with all the headaches. Set specific expectations for career progression. You want to take the position to prove you can have your own "store" "team" etc, within one year. You do not want to be a career assistant manager.