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Sawdamizer

Sawdamizer
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  1. Oh...
  2. Aren't those just cockroaches?
  3. Why do I always forget who you are... And then it comes back, I'm an idiot.
  4. I don't know how much of that is true though... I feel he puts a lot out there to deflect. Certainly don't think he is living large... But he isn't as much of an invalid as he makes himself out to be... But misery loves company and Fuggs loves the victims
  5. The life expectancy of those jobs are... Like not long. My cousin was a deep sea welder.
  6. Time card manipulation... That's a paddlin'
  7. And I'm over here like...
  8. Wake up, do shit, go to sleep. Rinse and repeat
  9. Emancipate.
  10. Roger Smith porn... Comes up with American Dad, but if you dig... He fucks
  11. Where do we start... Germany > America? University of Maine... In NC? Hayden? His fucking sweatshirt. Frosted tips?
  12. The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging
  13. No, mung... As in the act of munging.
  14. Was this just a cost of living adjustment?
  15. White people are magical
  16. Your dad was a drug mule
  17. That too... Irish Catholics don't play
  18. She doesn't give a shit and is starved for attention.
  19. You made some for your girl, right?
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