Sawdamizer

Dogs -smart and loyal Cats - cuz they're dicks Goats -funny and smart Chickens -dumb and funny Ducks -bad attitudes and judgemental water fucks Elephants -smart, and emotional Horses -identifable emotions and smart Rabbits -possibly the best pets I've had

Poof posted her hog

Can I get dem digits girl?

They were super easy to install. But the window place wanted 2500 for three windows... and fuck that noise.

Saved a shit ton of $$ by influencing a key household stakeholder to go with the home depot option of window treatments and installing myself.

You just duh'd her? You're the dumbest fucking sack of shit here... right next to packard. Respect your nobles, bitch.

Snort it all

Can I bring my calvin and hobbes books?

Lol I like you too

I see youre still a dick

..... where he's taking you... you wont need eyes.

Marriage, promotion, fornication.

Taco...burrito...what's that coming out of your speedo... you got trouble oh oh... you're blowing bubbles

Ha nah, chickie and Pete's is a good spot tho. I get wasted there often.

You in C?

Wish I could bud, I'm in my office tho in Manayunk. I can see the planes from here.... have 7 for me.

Wanna see muh dick?