Dogs -smart and loyal 
 
	Cats - cuz they're dicks
 
	Goats -funny and smart
 
	Chickens -dumb and funny
 
	Ducks -bad attitudes and judgemental water fucks
 
	Elephants -smart, and emotional 
 
	Horses -identifable emotions and smart
 
	Rabbits -possibly the best pets I've had