1) The lizard folks are recharging the birds for spring
2) The water cycle operator is taking a break
3) Juices, other than oranges, are too pulpy for consumption
4) Mars is pissed
5) New forms, signed in triplicate fashion, are being created to buy postage stamps from the 1% directly
6) Pet rocks are hitting their 40s
Now... these are just a few factual reasons. I'm open to hear more... but if this becomes too silly... I will request DF support.