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Sawdamizer

Sawdamizer
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  1. Nice try skynet.
  2. Omg.... its becoming self-aware
  3. Hey... have you ever had sex while camping? Its...... Fucking.... In tents.
  4. Why the fuck wouldn't you say last night?
  5. Not to mention all girls you kiss at this point have had dick(s) in their mouth
  6. I have 4 different facial beards I've used at the liquor store. Not like they will deny me, but fuck them for shaming me.
  7. Just so you know... I left this for you... as a gift.
  8. I got the $$
  9. That's not very cash money of you. But let's get fucking weird.
  10. Nobody offers me drugs anymore.
  11. You wait your turn.
  12. Dayum.
  13. I wanna watch
  14. What do I care, I'll be dead.
  15. I dont think I'll ever be over macho grande
  16. Just get your dick to my funeral.
  17. See... fuck you. Depends..... Probably a month.
  18. All I know is, I bought enough liquor to last a normal person a year.
  19. The tallest person in the world has experienced physically what it's like to be the same height as every other human being alive.
  20. 144,000 - 1....
  21. .... I'm glad you picked up on my ruse. Reading his tweets one after the other since january in regards to this virus, would be a lot funnier if it wasnt so tragic.
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