Sawdamizer

Everyone I know loved it

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Checking my hours played in games is alarming, I’m assuming it counts idle time on start menu, but still… wut? people with a fraction of time that I have are banging shots that I didn’t even know were actual mechanics.

Reported

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Sure, can we share a drink on it?

I think the answer to this is painfully clear

I’d like to solve the puzzle… who are… the moops…

Atta girl

I pray that he rearranges your guts

Let him split you in half like a dinner roll.

I wouldn’t even know where to get drugs if I wanted them… like, I couldn’t even call someone or anything. I know I said this before.. but it really bothers me that I couldn’t get shrooms even if I wanted to… what a fucking loser.

Women don’t want to hear it, but this is alpha

Broncos for sale, Flores suing everyone in the NFL, Brady retires (officially)…. What a wild fucking day for football.

I’m in control of nothing

Cocomelon is a realm of hell I didn’t know existed.

iM oNLy wATcHinG feR Da HalFtIME sHoW