-Kudasai-

Smurfs himself off to Smurfette every night before bed.

Leftover cream of chicken noodles.

Still better than Dasani.

No because whip cream is an absolute abomination.

People already do it's called Dasani

My plans fell through and I'm actually glad it did.

cream of chicken noodle soup.

That's all she wrote, at least Lions fans got to see Eminem and not Kid Rock

Pumpkin pie does not suck, it just depends on who's making it. Now if you'll excuse I have an L that needs to be held.

Took Rebecca to the Thanksgiving Day parade. Zeni is currently in a fetal position.

This day can't end fast enough because I'm tired as hell. I didn't sleep a wink last night and I'm starting to crash.

I regret nothing.

Didn't a certain someone killed their pet turtle? I forgot what her name was 🤔.

Why the hell did my laptop just turn on by itself?

Jalapeno sausages

I really hope tomorrow goes the way I really want it to go. I'm keeping my expectations low but I'm crossing my fingers that things will go down the way I want it to go down 🤞🏿.

I don't watch aew but I did see something that got me thinking. So Samoa Joe is the champion and I felt this when it happened and I still feel this way, I don't think they should've taken the belt off Joe and given it to Swerve so soon. I think Joe should've held the belt longer.

Convinced Ghostrek to be Mr Hoonie's attorney who's currently facing burglary and first degree murder charges in Telluride, Colorado.

So they hired him back, if it goes left then that's on management.

Is currently facing over 25 felonious assault charges in 7 states for several assaults on mimes.