-Kudasai-

I'm going to air fry some boneless pork chops with mashed potatoes and peas and carrots

Signs up for dating apps just to warn women about Zeni

Super Ghouls and Ghosts > Super Castlevania IV Super Castlevania IV is just way too easy and Simon is too overpowered for my taste and graphically Super Ghouls and Ghosts is just better looking. I just prefer the challenge of Super Ghouls and Ghosts.

Got kicked out of a Smashing Pumpkins concert for throwing pumpkins on the stage and at people in the most pit.

Went to a Korn concert because he thought he was going get free corn on the cob.

I'm over this Halloween shit but despite my feelings I still plan on playing Super Ghouls and Ghosts and Super Castlevania IV because those games are fun no matter what time of the year it is.

Goes to his local restaurant every Tuesday dressed up as Shredder and orders turtle soup.

I ordered myself a 20 piece jumbo shrimp dinner

Good help is really getting hard to find these days.

I'm probably going to order out because I don't feel like cooking again and washing dishes since I already cooked breakfast earlier today.

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Plans on entering the 2025 Most Offensive Halloween Costume Contest dressed up as Gargamel eating Papa Smurf.

I've always liked the PS1 more than the PS2 with all its ugly polygons, tank controls, long ass load times ect...I just love the game library more on the PS1.

Chili Mac and cheese

If I ever won the lottery the first thing I would do is try and buy Vernors away from 7up so they and their shitty ass products can fade away and turn around and sell Vernors to Coca-Cola. Wishful thinking I know but a man can dream.

7up products are garbage always has been and always will be. If they didn't own Vernors they would probably would have went out of business. Aside from Vernors their crap just sits on the shelf collecting dust.

Goes up to random people on the street and asks them to smile if they're not wearing any underwear. Surprisingly gets a lot more smiles than frowns

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself sitting on the toilet

Was also there as he brought along his Calecovision

Invited Mr. Hoonie come along a camping trip and dared him to play this little piggy on the toes of a grizzly bear. Mr. Hoonie hasn't been seen since.

Made a life sized statue of Fred Flinstone out of fettuccine noodles a masterpiece he calls "Freduccine"

Set loose several porcupines at a nudist colony as part of an April Fools prank.

Used TAO's method of clearing a clogged toilet but instead of dynamite she used a grenade. Amazingly her insurance covers grenade accidents.