Mode 7

Pokes people in the ass with a cattle prod at the self checkout

Squels like a pig whenever Mr Hoonie rubs his belly

Is starting his own Mutant Football League with real mutants

Is starting her own rap group with blackjack and hookers

Is the manager/groupie for this band

Has formed a rap group with Mc Gee Gee called the Explosions

Always falls for the "look behind you" trick

No longer pistol whips Jevoha's Witnesses she just uses the water hose instead

Plans on seeking help for his ramen addiction

Told Dudeco about it

Is on Doomer's shit list for "borrowing" his ramen money as a result Doomer has to make another foot smut movie.

Once competed as a luchador in Lucha Underground under the name Spoonman

Once thought that browser cookies were a new flavor of cookies

Mastered the Kaplowey spell before TAO

Played a role in the war between the Smurfs and the Fairies

Is making sure the Judas Chair is extra pointy because there's a possibilty that I may have to sit on it for putting my foot in my mouth

I come home and there's a Amazon on my porch which is strange because I didn't order anything from Amazon and the package doesn't say which apartment number it is. And I don't recognize the name on it because in all the time I've lived here I only one person by name. And also this is third time Amazon has left someone else's package on my porch. I might have to rethink ordering shit from them in the future if things like this keep happening

Beef stew in the crockpot

Buys ferrets out of the back of a truck

His current ringtone

Is an expert at programming drum machines

Coughs on door knobs

Sells gasmasks near elevators