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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Arbor Day is the only holiday he celebrates
  2. Sleeps with a body pillow of Smurfette
  3. Tells people that Mt. Rushmore was carved by lightning
  4. How do you know when a chef is angry? When he's beating eggs and whipping cream
  5. Eats cheeseburgers with a knife and fork
  6. Once tried to use guitar strings as dental floss...it didn't end well
  7. Wants Metallica to do a cover of "Mandy"
  8. Wants another KISS Disco album
  9. Has started an online petition to bring back the MC Hammer cartoon
  10. Has made it known that a Venus Flytrap doesn't count as flowers
  11. Talks like Foghorn Leghorn when stoned
  12. Shakes his fist in the air angrily at passing cars
  13. Grouchy Smurf is my spirit animal
  14. Turns out it wasn't a real donkey him a donkey suit
  15. Every time he sees a group of teenagers he shouts "YOU MEDDLING KIDS!' at them
  16. Wearing his Zubaz as we speak
  17. Wants to bring back 90s Zubaz pants
  18. Wants to bring brack 70s leisure suits
  19. People I don't like them I don't trust them I don't believe them
  20. Knows the ingredients to gummi berry juice from Gummi Bears but is sworn to secrecy.
  21. Entertains children at birthday parties by doing the Michael Winslow sound effects
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