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-Kudasai-

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  1. Always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech just in case
  2. Once got a "present" from Jokey Smurf. Is still haunted by his laughter to this day
  3. Has spent his entire life trying to learn the Kaplowey spell from the Smurfs
  4. burgers and fries and rainbow sherbert for dessert
  5. Was once Drafted by the Jacksonville Jaguars...retired from football soon after
  6. Knows how to throw an Arbor Day party
  7. Teaches synchronized swimming to otters
  8. Just put the other leftover baked potato in the oven and heat some chicken tenders to go with it
  9. Bought Ghostrek Spell Check For Dummies for his birthday
  10. Is a huge fan of Iron Maiden, the torture device not the band
  11. For the time being I will no longer be making homemade lemonade. Between the price of lemons, lemon juice and sugar I'm better off buying the 3 for 5 2 liters and not to mention said brand is my go-to for lemonade so it works out.
  12. Is currently holding Ghostrek's phaser gun and proton pack for ransom
  13. Always seems to be in the elevator whenever TAO rips one
  14. Likes to fart in a elevator full of people and pretend that it wasn't him
  15. Got banned from the adult section in all book stores
  16. Is banned from the humor section of all book stores
  17. Is the real life inspiration for Dennis the Menace
  18. Checks for spelling and grammatical errors in Fortune cookies
  19. Spends his free time separating the W's from the M's from a bags of M&M's
  20. Puts recreational use only on his dating profile
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