-Kudasai-

Jalapeno sausages

I really hope tomorrow goes the way I really want it to go. I'm keeping my expectations low but I'm crossing my fingers that things will go down the way I want it to go down 🤞🏿.

I don't watch aew but I did see something that got me thinking. So Samoa Joe is the champion and I felt this when it happened and I still feel this way, I don't think they should've taken the belt off Joe and given it to Swerve so soon. I think Joe should've held the belt longer.

Convinced Ghostrek to be Mr Hoonie's attorney who's currently facing burglary and first degree murder charges in Telluride, Colorado.

So they hired him back, if it goes left then that's on management.

Is currently facing over 25 felonious assault charges in 7 states for several assaults on mimes.

I'm getting ready to leave for work and someone starts ringing my doorbell and knocking on my door like a maniac, I open the door it's a salesman from WOW wanting to get me to switch back to them. I'd sooner go without Internet than ever switch back to WOW.

Christmas movies are not good movies in general.

Owns the clump of hair Bret Hart tore off Shawn Michaels head during their backstage fight in 1997.

Calls Mr Hoonie a swamp donkey whenever he gets mad at him.

Happy Birthmas

Makes Mr Hoonie pull him around town on a rickshaw.

Can play Schism on the accordion

My bed is calling my name.

Leftover beef stew

Goes to Hooters for the sole purpose of trying to convince them to carry Ric Flair's Woo Wings and Woo Energy drinks.

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity

Also put Mr Hoonie on the "do not ever rent to" blacklist.

Takes a bath in a wetsuit.