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Calls Mr Hoonie a swamp donkey whenever he gets mad at him.

Happy Birthmas

Makes Mr Hoonie pull him around town on a rickshaw.

Can play Schism on the accordion

My bed is calling my name.

Leftover beef stew

Goes to Hooters for the sole purpose of trying to convince them to carry Ric Flair's Woo Wings and Woo Energy drinks.

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity

Also put Mr Hoonie on the "do not ever rent to" blacklist.

Takes a bath in a wetsuit.

Burgers and fries, this time I remembered to take the buns out of the freezer.

Put Mr. Hoonie on the "do not ever rent to" blacklist.

I posted this before and I'm going to post it again, I fucking hate it when I go to watch Looney Tunes and the first cartoon they want to show is a Bugs Bunny cartoon from 1995 🤦🏿‍♂️ If they insist on showing Looney Tunes cartoons from the 90s and 2000s can they not it make the very first cartoon to show.

Threw a water bucket at Mr. Hoonie because he forgot to take his pet barricuda out for a walk.

I was going to make burgers for lunch but then I realized that I forgot to take the buns out of the freezer 🤦🏿‍♂️

Congratulations to 7UP for the acquisition of Dr. Pepper I'm sure they're going to waste no time turning that brand into a dust trap and as a Coca-Cola at least you still have Sprite and I'm sure Mr. Pibb is going to do a great job of filling the shoes left behind by Dr. Pepper.

Home security system is based off the traps from the Home Alone movies.

Refuses to take a bath without her Daffy Duck rubber duckie.

Put "seeking an Olive Garden waiter who won't press charges" on his dating profile.

I'm cooking extra spicy beef stew in the crockpot.

Was also arrested that day for filing a false police report.