-Kudasai-

Was the drummer and co-lyrisist for said band.

Works as an adult film actor using the stage name... M.I. Smooth.

Legally changed his name to... Dick Hurtz.

Legally changed her name to... I. M. Stupendous

Once called Mr Hoonie an overgrown swamp rat after he let a fly in the house

So starting in March whenever I pay my electric bill with my debit card I'm going to get charged a 2.99 processing fee. Ok fine thanks for the heads up but why did you kill a tree to send me this in the mail when I got two emails this morning about what's going to happen in March? I'm not a tree hugger or anything but it's just wasteful to use paper when you're just going to email me and plus I'm sure it'll plastered all over the website the next time I pay my bill.

Thundarr > He-Man

Is the costume designer for the upcoming movie... Attack of the 50ft Twinkie.

Is currently dating the lead singer of Jem and the Holograms cover band.

Puts butterscotch on his burgers.

I just heard the single best quote of 2026 "Humans are a failed experiment" Couldn't said it better myself

1. Smurfberries - Smurfs 2. Bronto Burgers and Cactus Coola - Flintstones 3. Egg Scoopa Koopa - Super Mario World 4. Gummy Berry Juice - Gummi Bears 5. Scooby Snacks - Scooby Doo

Trained a Doberman Pincher to pinch door-to-door salespeople.

Xbox fans cry too much sorry not sorry.

Has finished writing his latest drama series starring John Stossel called John Stossel's Docile Apostles with Colassal Nostrils.

Cooking beef stew in the crockpot as we speak.

Has a pet rabbit named Bun Bun.

Faints at the sight of head cheese.

Is afraid of olive loaf.

My back hurts