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-Kudasai-

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  1. Was once Drafted by the Jacksonville Jaguars...retired from football soon after
  2. Knows how to throw an Arbor Day party
  3. Teaches synchronized swimming to otters
  4. Just put the other leftover baked potato in the oven and heat some chicken tenders to go with it
  5. Bought Ghostrek Spell Check For Dummies for his birthday
  6. Is a huge fan of Iron Maiden, the torture device not the band
  7. For the time being I will no longer be making homemade lemonade. Between the price of lemons, lemon juice and sugar I'm better off buying the 3 for 5 2 liters and not to mention said brand is my go-to for lemonade so it works out.
  8. Is currently holding Ghostrek's phaser gun and proton pack for ransom
  9. Always seems to be in the elevator whenever TAO rips one
  10. Likes to fart in a elevator full of people and pretend that it wasn't him
  11. Got banned from the adult section in all book stores
  12. Is banned from the humor section of all book stores
  13. Is the real life inspiration for Dennis the Menace
  14. Checks for spelling and grammatical errors in Fortune cookies
  15. Spends his free time separating the W's from the M's from a bags of M&M's
  16. Puts recreational use only on his dating profile
  17. Puts used to be a Power Ranger on his dating profile
  18. Has taken one too many stage drives because he referred to whatever that lineup is as Lynyrd Skynyrd
  19. Is going to star in another foot smut movie. He's almost out of ramen money.
  20. According to Mr Hoonie will do anything for truffles... anything
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