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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. I'm going back to eating chili with oyster crackers instead of Frito Scoops
  2. Went a farm and did the chicken dance with a flock of Bantam Chickens
  3. Went to a farm and fed bacon to a pig
  4. Tried to tickle an octopus, it didn't end well.
  5. Is related to Valerie from Josie and the Pussycats
  6. Plans on investing his life savings in said business
  7. Tired to insert an N64 cartridge in in the behind of a Olive Garden waiter
  8. Tried to put a Genesis cartridge in a SNES
  9. Has been crowing outside of Pat's house in rooster costume for more than three hours. Gotta respect the stamina.
  10. Does the DX suck it gesture at every driver he sees
  11. Always greets everyone at work saying this
  12. I know it's going to cost me an arm and a leg to buy the shit but who cares I want what I want. Going have breakfast for dinner tonight. Eggs, maple links, grits biscuits and tangy Sunny D.
  13. Kills vibe of the thread by asking too many questions
  14. Takes selfies of himself on the toilet and uses them as his profile pics on his social media
  15. Because he loves Robocop so much, every time he plays chess and it's his opponet's turn he looks right at his competitor's face and says...
  16. successfully trained a chicken to fly
  17. Who knew vampires would be so picky
  18. Is banned by the city Shelton, Washington. He's been advised by his lawyer to not say why and was also advised to not speak about his ban from Spearfish, South Dakota
  19. Is writing a fanfic about the Adventures of Freakazoid in the Justice League
  20. Was confronted by other Jehovah Witnesses for the brutal pistol whipping of their friend the other day. They were soon confronted by Bruno and Bobo and the hostilities came to a sudden end.
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