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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Thought the right to bear arms meant short sleeves for everybody
  2. Biz Markie is his hero
  3. Rick James is trash. I heard the song 17 it just made me realize just how trashy his music is.
  4. Fuggs hooha is his hero
  5. Ronald McDonald is his hero
  6. Master Shake is his hero
  7. Karl Malden is his hero
  8. Buys illegal chocolate chip cookies from the Olive Garden parking lot.
  9. Bought a Olive garden waiter a soda then tried to probe him in the parking lot
  10. Ate all of Cookie Monster's cookies. He's currently in witness protection.
  11. Gets harassed by shark mimes on a daily basis
  12. Is in a Soundgarden mime cover band
  13. Gets taunted daily by vengeful mimes after what he did to their other mime friend the other day. Sadly he isn't allowed to retaliate because it will violate his probation.
  14. Got banned from all San Jose Sharks games
  15. once had a shark for dinner
  16. Once had dinner with Tony Stark
  17. plays Monopoly with real money...lets just say that there have been multiple police interventions.
  18. Is actually a clone of TAO
  19. Wishes he was a porcupine
  20. I don't like cashing in my empties, I just throw them in the trash. If people want to dumpster dive for them then knock yourself out.
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