-Kudasai-

Is currently selling Ambulance Chaser For Dummies for his door to door booksaleman job

Was the real life inspiration for Clumsy Smurf

As it was stated last month he learned how to play trumpet from watching Harmony Smurf, TAO has decided to put his "trumpet skills" to use by blaring his instrument outside of classic swim's window every night after getting tired of classic swim crowing outside his window every morning in his chicken suit.

Got Fuggs banned from all Red Lobster locations

Plead guilty for being an accessory

Is close friends with that raccoon that was caught with a meth pipe by police, she has persuaded the raccoon to go to rehab

I don't why I always put off cleaning out my cabinets, freezer and fridge, it's not like I have much them since it's a family of one.

I'm going to have some NY steak strips tonight

I love Howard the Duck, it's one of my all time favorite movies.

Bacon and toast sounds good right now

Is the reason why Mr Hoonie is wanted for parole violations

I find weekends off a bit overrated. Personally I prefer to be off on Sunday and have a day off during week. I think it's best to have an off day during a weekday for appointments other things that can only be done during weekdays/

Since the weather is getting nice I've been going outside to take my breaks and get some fresh air. I'll be damned you got motherfuckers who think that it's an opening invitation to try and engage in small talk with me. There's nothing I hate more in this world is forced small talk. People say hello and I say hello back and they have chit chat about the weather. Who fucking cares you're killing my vibe, GO THE FUCK AWAY!

I'm really staring to dislike happy people. And what I mean about happy people I don't mean someone who is in a place in their life when they feel genuinely happy about the things that's happening in their life. In that case kudos to you winning in life. The happy people i'm referring to are the condensending assholes who feel that it's their duty to make everyone around them feel as happy as they are. Those people can go fuck off and go piss up a rope.

scrambled eggs, sausages, grits and orange juice

Is set to star the in upcoming movie The Cotton Candy Creatures From Cleveland

While I'm at it DDP was the real people's champion not The Rock

Peanut butter and strawberry jam > peanut butter and grape jelly

Here's a little piece of advice, if you're going to buy some food for a homeless person it's probably not a good idea to buy something that requires use of a microwave or a stove. I know beggars can't be choosers but come on now, where is a homeless person going to go cook a package of ramen noodles? 🤦🏿‍♂️

I do not like ribs