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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Wants Metallica to do a cover of "Mandy"
  2. Wants another KISS Disco album
  3. Has started an online petition to bring back the MC Hammer cartoon
  4. Has made it known that a Venus Flytrap doesn't count as flowers
  5. Talks like Foghorn Leghorn when stoned
  6. Shakes his fist in the air angrily at passing cars
  7. Grouchy Smurf is my spirit animal
  8. Turns out it wasn't a real donkey him a donkey suit
  9. Every time he sees a group of teenagers he shouts "YOU MEDDLING KIDS!' at them
  10. Wearing his Zubaz as we speak
  11. Wants to bring back 90s Zubaz pants
  12. Wants to bring brack 70s leisure suits
  13. People I don't like them I don't trust them I don't believe them
  14. Knows the ingredients to gummi berry juice from Gummi Bears but is sworn to secrecy.
  15. Entertains children at birthday parties by doing the Michael Winslow sound effects
  16. Getting called names I caught you stealing. I may be "dumb as fuck" but I'm not dumb enough to risk going to jail over some beef jerky and a pop.
  17. I do what I want
  18. *Takes out earbuds* I'm sorry I wasn't listening did you say something?
  19. You don't buy me lottery tickets anymore
  20. That I love you
  21. Always says "open sesame" in front of a automatic door
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