-Kudasai-

Once tried out for the Harlem Globetrotters, ended up playing for Washington Generals

Has challenged Ghostrek to a casket match at SummerSlam

I'm having chicken tomorrow but I'm undecided if I'm going fry some drumsticks or put some leg quarters in the crockpot

Can't remember the rules to a Texas Bull Rope match

His favorite hobby is putting live snakes in people's golf bags and filming their reactions

This internet problem just keeps persisting. A technician came out Wednesday I don't what he did or didn't do all I know is the following the connection keeps cutting out and it's getting worse. So another technician came this morning and replaces the modem and 15 minutes after he leaves the fucking connection cuts out again now he says they have send someone to check the box. I think it's time to take my business elsewhere.

Has agreed to make me a crochet Judas Chair

Has challenged to Nabs to a Texas Bull Rope match at SummerSlam

Wants to set up a death battle between all the Narakus with the winner being crowned the best Naraku

Tried to convince Ian Anderson to trade in his flute for a kazoo

Plans starting an online petition to make unicycle racing an Olympic sport

Always falls for the Charlie Brown football trick every single time.

Is starting an online petition to add Capture the Flag as an Olympic sport.

Kicked off his hockey team after trying to dribble the puck

Ordered a grilled chicken sub because I didn't feel like cooking

Bought a lifetime supply of Jim Ross' BBQ sauce

Has recently become addicted to chocolate blueberry cake

Was one of his distant relatives

Was the photographer responsible for this classic box cover