BlackNoir

I just woke up like an hour or so ago, so I'm up for the duration, but will probably go to bed around 10-11 ish tonight. But even that might not go through since the kids are back on home school and I'm off Mondays...So I may wind up awake all night anyway.

It was a thread from like 2 years ago on....Wait, was it last year? Fuck, I think it was just a year ago...Anyway, I needed lotion because we were going out for my Bday and she was like all she had was womany shit and I had to explain to her that is isn't about the fragrance...I'm ashy, and I need lotion...Any lotion will do. I don't care if I smell like Wild berries and chai or whatever. I might be able to find the thread but it wasn't a humdinger by any means...In fact, it might have been incomprehensible because it WAS my birthday.

MEh, I've been trying to ignore the wills of my penis lately.....After my last little playdate ,I just don't want to keep pretending like I care. Not that she's been pressuring me to care, but I eventually get bored and I start to get ghost and really it's jus.... Nevermind, I just need my white girl that didn't understand lotion to come back home....It (pretending to care) never felt like an obligation. She only called if she was coming over or was inviting me over....none of that "WYD" bullshit.

That's a wide ass blanket you've brought to the party....I'll allow it, but I think this can be refuted.

Mouth hugs....I dunno? I was really just gonna shitpost, but I've learned to not take these questions lightly.

Obviously, nudity doesn't automatically count as porn BUT also, sex apparently doesn't need to exist for something to be considered pornographic.....I even have heard a case for something being pornographic despite nudity not being involved (Phone sex) I was going to set up some walls here, but you jackasses will just knock em down anyway s oit's wide open. Where is the line between the mundane and the pornographic.

Welp, let's find out. I'm sure your experience will bode well for you, but I too have a trick or 2 up my sleeve

↑ Crippling Daddy issues.

Now I lay me down to sleep..... This always made me suspicious of the food.

Ghosts are chaotic neutral....They aren't dark

lol

My daughter is having a sleepover for it and school going back online.

Dude, we want the show to succeed.

Oh please cast Packman

I was gonna say that's me, but I mostly smoke bowls.

Water? I'm out

Where's @That_One_Guy This is kind of his thing and he's got the experience....And you're right, we don't need MTV at all. Hell, I'll bet Netflix will pick it up in an instant. What happens when a group of people from a dead cartoon forum finally meet after decades and are forced to live together with people who they have a history with, but only online. IRL World. Netflix: Are you still watching IRL World Yes/No

It's spelling Killington...First name Buzz.

....I don't think I know any women that don't like both of those things. In my adult life, I've had to hide my love for video games more than anything else.....Which is honestly why I just feel I can't stay involved with anyone. When you try to steal the one slice of innocence I have left, I just can't allow you to stay.

Of fucking course...And I am cool with any format. Roomating, physical challenges, dating elimination, ultimate makeover/weight loss/gain...You name it and I'm there. I mean, if I can segue that shit into being a C=list celeb like Riff Raff, I'm good. Rest on my laurels for a few years.

I was going to reply to Tsar's post and say those skits were legendary, but you ruined it...You ruined the whole fucking thread. You suck and no one likes you.

tell me

Imagine having family from one of the most disenfranchised groups in this country that literally not only refuses to vote, but ridicules those who do. So many of my friends and family posting shit like "Y'all happy Biden won, you traded one massa for another...You don't see the big picture" and if you ask what the big picture is, you get this cookie cutter response "they ain't never gonna do shit for black folks" Yeah, you are probably right...Which is why more of us have to be actively involved and ensconce ourselves into their political systems and not their legal one. And then there are the bigger idiots who love to say they are going back to Africa but have no jobs, no education, no money and no passport...Just talking out of their ass because they have a platform to do so.....But the absolute worst are those of us that can legit be bought. Some actually said they were voting for Trump if they got another stimulus check...I deleted them all. It's hard to watch. All you can do is keep being you, spearhead the fight in your area, and pray one day people don't become so "woke" (quotes, because to some that means the only way to win at the game is not to play, which is you just playing yourself) that they are literally fucking retarded.....Your ancestors aren't going to save you boo....They are dead, and they did their jobs....Do yours.