BlackNoir

Well you sit over there with your frito bread if you want....No wonder no one hooks you up with diablo sauce.

.....This. This is the perfect meme template....This is the new hottness....So many things I can use with this refere..... Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.....These memes already exist, don't they...brb.

Biscuits...But I'll probably never be divorced. Most likely just shack back up with my wife after we're old and dried up and the kids leave us....Solid plan.

like Helen of Troy?

No....no we do not. I panic in water, I instantly open my mouth, I can't open my eyes underwater and my self preservation goes on vacation the minute my head goes under....It's like "Oh well, guess we're dead, dumbass...stay out of the fucking water"

Baaaabyyyyy Goat, do do do do do doooo.

Oh, no...I guess I didn't really touch on that....I drink water constantly....I have no idea why, but I always feel dehydrated....Even when I drank, I would have a drink in one hand and an open water bottle somewhere close. Like, if I was into that hokey shit, I would say I'm a creature of the sea....but i can't swim so that's pretty fucking stupid.

From 15 to 25, I was pure trash but talked a lot of shit. After 25, I became better, but I still couldn't resist pounding it out after 3 minutes or so......I was able to fool several chicks about my stamina because I did a lot of coke then and you'll either never get an erection, or you'll get a golden brick that won't go away and will never ejaculate. It's called the dope dick and a couple chicks still talk about it. Then I became a lover, and I got into mindfully controlling my strokes and impulses until I knew the job was done..... But now I'm just a jaded piece of shit that dares you to give me some pussy....Hit or miss....I might be into it and put on a performance, Or I may roll over and poke the crease of your ass cheeks for 5 minutes and go to sleep....Just leave me alone.

Dude, it's liquid bread.....I could go days without eating as long as I had a steady flow of alcohol and cigarettes. It always sucks afterwards, so I def don't recommend, but it can be done

At least 3 days...Maybe more but eventually I'll usually eat.

I mean, someone has to or all my antics while I'm alone are for naught

I don't care for her face...Like she looks like...Something, I've seen before....I'll assume from a video game. It'll come to me later. But props to Popelicious for taking the bull by the horns, even if he or someone else thought better of it later.

Eternal dry dick....literally the worst reason to still be posting.

Where are you....Let's just rent an RV and start a "drink tour" 2021.....Start in NY and roll all the way to LA.

Dad got nasty on his massage table with some old lady

He, she it, Bimbo?.... And, Bimbo is also a bread company.

Ohhh, so it's an assumption based on your normal culinary elitism. As much as I agree that some people have probably never had a real yam, it's not like they are hard to get...It's not like Kobe beef irrc, you can grow em here in controlled environments. Not to mention anyplace with an Asian market will likely lave the real deal or will get it if you ask without you having to order them internationally youself..

Although I know what you're doing with this "real yams" thing....In what context of this post have you derived that what he's referring to isn't yams...Or are you saying he's calling Pimpkin pie filling yams. I keep reading this thinking like "what isn't yams?"

........ Dude, day by day you become more Packardlike

It was a hard nay from like everyone in that thread except Sponges and I already know whatever he's gonna bring to the table and call yams is probably going to have marshmallows and raisins in it.....So it'll be a real fuck no party.

I've spent the better part of my life in the deep south and at no point has chitterlings been a thanksgiving food. I mean, they do get eaten, but it like family reunions ans birthday parties...TG has some gross shit...Like yams, but I can't say I've had them on TG

Well, if you don't trust his restroom at home is clean, then you've made a poor choice. If you're alluding to dudes who sit and shit in public restrooms, then the fact that you was even about to consider touching him at all kinda on you.

nah