BlackNoir

Once you eat a 2 lb bag of all pink starbursts, you realize that in this world, you never settle for less.

I read somewhere that a knight removing his helmet without permission in front of the queen wasa way to break the bond or some shit....But since i can't find it anywhere on google, it was probably a video game and it only mattered in that world.

I do like how Nabbie Knoxville also suffers from that skewed course of events.

If he hadn't and Marcellus got out, it would have been that much worse on Butch.

No matter what we name it, it's still Pod6, and this was bound to happen

What..... Wtf even is th..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

No, I just get ads for it on every possible platform....Do you want to know how sick I am of the Star Wars Christmas special.....You don't want to know how sick I am of the Lego Star Wars Christmas special

concerning....see, I knew what you meant.

ABC 7 in Florida wis filming, obviously....That's what goes for a soft news story down there....Man save pet from being lunch. But seriously. That was a baby...shit was staged

They talked your ass up....They can only blame themselves...I'm no longer responsible, and my lawyer Pat will confirm this.

So glad you could make it, viper.

Yeah, imagine someone who is needlessly dramatic and divaish on a perpetua..... Oh wait......

Do not float away, my angel

You mean the one you were pretending someone was promoting for you....Yeah, that channel is in dire need of ideas.

Yeah, that is totally the new sheer garbage ...minions with no shoes in public...

One day, I wall ban all fucking coffee....Why isn't that shit linked to climate change or dying and nonrenewable. i hate all you junkies that drink that shit.

I mean, it's Zeni, so it is likely just more of a character arc, but his last few posts have been pretty harrowing.

Oh, I thought you saw the posts too but you're not on his friends list.

His final request was that I ask that he could come and tell us all goodbye.

tHE SOLUTION IS THE SAME AS WHAT CAUSED YOUR PROBLEM LOL, holy fuck, I hit my caps too....Anyway, just hold numberlock....This is shit my kids know.

I mean, I fucking loathe Cardi B....but she's still hot af.

Oh, I'll bet there was some rollin' going on.

Steve is truly a dumb man. I was listening to his morning show and they were broadcasting from Mexico...Which meant, they had some local sponsors. So steve gets ready to do his ad promotion shit and says "Holla, come over to blah blah blah and try our blah blah ...whatever". Suddenly you hear other people on mic bust out laughing laughing at him. Furious, Steve says "what the fuck y'all laughing at"....I guess it was live and no one in Mexico knows how to delay the broadcast, but then his co-host was like....."that's 'hola'...it means hello" and he said "well I didn't have to come down here anyway" Shit was hilarious....But my biggest problem with Steve....He sells women relationship advice when he's on his third (maybe even 4th by now) marriage.

Obviously you've never brought one home that was full of ants and leaking sap.....Worst Christmas ever....Being 12 years old and getting lit up by ants while you try to see what games you got.

LOLno