[classic swim]

*Points frantically at parking lot crackhead who hasn’t showered in 3 years* HELP HELP! HE’S A RAPIST! HE’S AFTER AN 8 YEAR OLD, SOMEBODY HELP!

Happy Friday, ghostrek.

A McDonald’s burger could outlive a cockroach.

If I was 80 and Olympics was all I could watch then I’d just morphine myself to death.

Also lol cannot believe I missed this but then again big fucking wall. Scoob’s my friend. He’s someone I love greatly. I wince at this folder but you know I participate in all the others just fine because I don’t hyperventilate on this shit. Thanks for taking an inside joke seriously though. Well done.

Jeff Harris is going to be okay. He’s not in danger from me saying anything nasty. He’ll be alright.

Republicans understand ethnicity on a kindergarten level.

It’s your thread and that’s your boy. He’s still a bitch but you were loyal and passionate to share his stuff.

It doesn’t fully matter to me if people like me or not. If I’m an asshole I’ll just be blunt and say it. He doesn’t need his own thread and him wanting to be treated like a fucking messiah and guru of Japanese cartooning is just plain nasty to me on a level of self respect. He might pay to have threads like these made but he’s not a god. I appreciate you implying that my word could possibly matter because in his odd manboyish world only his word matters.

“Personal attacks” because his whole identity has been being a weird dick to random people on the internet over pointless things and maybe him and his gargantuan gut doesn’t need the ego boost.

Jeff Harris is 380-450 pounds and goes to all you can eat buffets.

Baked Ziti. Last night and today again.

Haven’t seen him in ten years. Damn.

Outside’s “rainy but still hot” kind of hot. The worst kind.

Pudgy douchebag who made his carbon footprint being a weird dick to people over Japanese cartoons, but oooh his extensive thoughts on more dumb bullshit that doesn’t matter.

Back in October he asked if we ever wake up with pen and duct tape to our forehead.

All the time.

His career is bulletproof in the way others aren’t because there was hardly any pushback or shitstorm there besides internet talk.

Groening and his wife Augustina Picasso are being sued for failing to take action on workplace sexual assault.

That remark in of itself was historically always norms not being clever or smart enough to categorize the comedy any other way because it was weird in comparison to the other dry and vapid bullshit they watch. You can like the random cartoon Judge tossed a portion of his millions at (which will inevitably be cancelled in a year or two) without it being a big statement against the old guard. The fucking Goonies has aired on Adult Swim. Royal Crackers and some CN reject block. But yeah leaps and bounds from “hurr durr I never smoked weed before but duh weeeeeeeeeed.”

Again. Spicy.