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My heart/chest hurts some nights but I’m not going to the doctor.

On the bright side, you won’t have to worry about your sink pipes freezing for a bit.

Jesus luscious cock throttling Christ.

Ghostrek, if you saw Rudolph what would you say to him?

I remember my grandpa bitching about it while we were driving to the supermarket. He said it was a bunch of horseshit and I listened to him.

Max Payne - PS2 RIP James McCaffrey, such awful news to wake up to this morning.

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I stay far away from Twitter, but I opened it up the evening Norman Lear died. The very first thing I see on my screen was a bunch of antisemitic shit cheering his death because, get this; his comedy wasn’t fucking nice to Christianity. I’ve tried to tone down my god-bashing a bit out of maturity, but these people really know how to make me wanna burn bibles all over again. They’ve always been heinous pieces of shit and I wish I could’ve crucified Christ myself. FUCK being accepting, they never accept anyone else ever so fuck asking me to do the same.

I hope we make a comeback beyond being lumped with neckbeards because Christians and Catholics alike never stopped being harmful cunts.

[Anubis] This, Situpon & Shaketopia were all my favs, but I probably liked this one best. Hope this isn’t a series finale but man peeps just really didn’t give a fuck! Surprised they couldn’t fit a Mooninite scene anywhere.

I know deodorant’s expensive for no reason, but still... fucking use it.

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@ghostrek the Buddy respects and cares for the ghostrek most deeply, and would sure mean a lot to him if the ghostrek could offer some delightful birthday cheer.

We don’t have time for cartoon girls! We gotta eat good in the neighborhood like our beloved friend Scoobdog!

Gotta eat some a$$

For how many times Buddy wished someone else a happy birthday, everyone on the boards should all make their own individual threads to really set the tone in for a happy birthday.

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He should still do it on top of this one.

HBD!

They should either abolish electric company monthly charges, or the electric companies should only charge and or forcibly buttfuck the landlord instead. Because none of the numbers that these electric companies make up are real. I have no experience in that field. However, I can say with 100% certainty that people who work for electric companies live in Dreamland; and chase chocolate bunnies around while sending these shit numbers. And help keep everyone in poverty for the outer ends of fucking eternity.