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[classic swim]

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    Tao wrote an angry letter about the mayonnaise slathered onto his mailbox after tasting it.
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    Wants to toss a jar of Smuckers strawberry jam at someone’s truck.
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    Go back to 80 degree weather oh my fucking goodness. I shouldn’t be seeing my breath outside again.
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    Got in a heated argument with GunStar and she was like “ok that’s it, Mr. Hoonie’s gonna sniff you directly into the face.” ghostrek ran up and started sniffing Kudasai face ferociously
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    Disqualified Hoonie horse on count of ghostrek trying to fuck it.
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    Went behind the scenes at the current Kentucky Derby to drug the horses and one of them turned around and went “rheaheyaheyyhyhyeaa, I’m the Kudasai horse!”
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    Wants to smoke some endo with Goliath from Davey and Goliath.
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    Shared my drink with a brunette and flirted with her when I really wanted to fuck her farting anus like my dick was a manual diamond core construction drilling machine.
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    Stifled a laugh in the public bathroom when ghostrek on his knees looked up to Scoob and said “your penis sexy as FUCK”
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    Used a battering ram to break down the door to the bathroom stall Scoob was in. He paid ghostrek to jostle Scoob’s exposed penis on the public toilet like it was some putty play.
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    He got ghostrek to stick his pp in her while she’s crowning and yelled at him in the Shoney’s Bear voice going “fuck her poop, NOWWWWWWWWW!”
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    Became a scat sex coach for ghostie and MD while dressed up as the Shoney’s Bear to promote Shoney’s.
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