[classic swim]

Ghostrek’s a passionate ladies man who needs to go to the nearest nightclub to really just mingle and let loose. He’s a handsome and callow fellow, and I know he’s got some suave dance moves so I don’t know why he insists on living in servitude when he should be a sex guru.

That was honest to Christ the better one those guys made. Shame that got overshadowed too. Snoop Dogg cheat.

People would shit on Mafia 2 for one reason or another and then proceed to hype up Sleeping Dogs.

“Hey now! Rogan’s not all bad! He fucked over Mencia’s career for stealing jokes!” I don’t doubt that, but something would’ve happened eventually when the guy was already conveniently recording and reciting acts before him. It’s not that hard to spot a pear-shaped guy holding a video camera in the Comedy Cellar. And that was before people would even post their sets up on YouTube.

I think I had Arkham Knight on my Xbone some few years ago just out of some cheap deal, and I deleted it off there shortly after to make space for better games. I guess defusing bombs was kinda “huh” the first couple times... but it’s Batman. I just wanna kick the shit outta some guys and nothing else. Your technology mini games are not fun and are only a boring pain in the ass.

It is a many scary and troublesome thing, my dear ghostrek. I wish Aaron had enough time to undo all his mistakes.

It’s okay my friend. He was not on the right path. Not much he could have done differently.

Happy to hear this. You should invite @ghostrek to the family table.

Well said, my friend. I’m thankful for the ghostrek this year.

This dog took a steamy asparagus piss on the sidewalk while I was drinking my beer and it made me wanna retch.

Okay, white liberals. We get it. You’re the coolest ever for still making 9/11 jokes like everyone else after twenty something years. Say! Remember when NY workers had to hide their turbans and alter their speaking when the Towers fell just so monsters wouldn’t drag and beat them out on the street? No? You’re just gonna keep making uninformed tweets about how amazing Bin Laden was, simply out of weird contrarian spite? Okay! Fuck your mother!

YEAH!

Stop going back and forth between 80 and 30 degrees so that electric companies won’t make up imaginary large numbers to bleed everyone dry. I can barely get my shower water to stay hot for 15 minutes. Suck my fucking dick and choke.

Beans.

Hahahahaha what the fuck

I am your friend. Your name is Aaron. You were walking along the playground when another kid threw a dodgeball right at the side of your head and you said “fuck..” and continued to walk. I am your friend. Your name is Aaron. You had a little troublemaking streak in 6th grade, where you said “eff cops” with a school-appointed police man close by. The police man gave you a stern yelling in the hallway for everyone to see. Kids walked up to ask you what happened and you said “shut the fuck up and leave me alone.” You went in the bathroom to cry while all the classmates laughed at what a dumb pussy Aaron is. Your name is Aaron. You and I lost touch long ago. It was an uneasy night in May when your 16 year old daughter kept yelling and throwing objects around the house. She said you were a loser and that her mom would never take you back. You told her to shut the fuck up and get back in her room with Aaron Jr., who was watching short lived FOX sitcom “Sit Down, Shut Up” as way of muffling the verbal arguments. I was your friend. Your name was Aaron. Pneumonia is a sad way to go.

You could dance around this possibly by simply eating veal and not human babies.

Happy birthday!

What would be your words on Bill Murray?

Bill Murray is a bad bad man... he’s a bad bad man