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Bully - PS2

Have it spayed. That oughta solve the problem.

“You m-mm-miss when times were better? B-bb-but-but - relations were doo doo poo poo!” And they still are! While you’ve been stuck in your own little pussy bubble. ‘Cause you’re a pussy. ”B-bb-but-but-but- DAE iphone??!?!?!” Yeah... I gotta order wired earbuds online now. Because they don’t put that shit in regular (normal people!) stores anymore! I’d rather be sent to Alcatraz than purchase AirPods.

He’ll be endorsing creamy peanut butter when he’s done telling the world he loves to cum.

Spent thirty bucks on *checks notes* chips, salsa, and Pepsi. With some tequila waiting at home. The tequila was cheaper. That’s our fucking economy.

Today’s the day.

There’s one game I’m pretty sure I’ve never returned to them.

Oh ok, just checking.

Hey ghostrek are you George Remus?

Happy birthday, Ben! Demarco got you a gift, but he’s nervous about giving you his favorite Toonami dildo!

They're gonna see me watch the ghostrek season two On-Demand.

Just ignore the one in the middle, I guess. Not the whole lot but a start.

“Flaming/flame wars” are bullshit strictly by concept. It’s false labeling mods and web jocks like to use when they’re scared shitless of anything resembling human conflict. Hijacking a simple debate and argument you're not a part of to say “oh... you can’t be mean back. It’s in our policy that we’re afraid of anything that isn’t cuddles.” I’d honestly prefer the hate comment at that point.

^ Just a little sports factoid for all you boys and girls.

Nothing but the best for our most dearest compadre!

He’s a big ass bitch!

Can’t disclose any names yet but I can be on the hunt for some. And she has to sniff his balls afterwards hahahahaha.

What in the actual fuck is going on with YouTube’s desktop? Everyone’s saying “running slow” & “Adblock” when I don’t even have Adblock and they’re just not letting me watch any fucking video at all. I’m the one living paycheck to paycheck, rich Google cocksuckers. Corporate chairmen deserve every last bit of whatever AIDS scare they had back in 1986.

Yes and a brunette disciplinarian will be there to scratch his testes with a pitchfork.

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