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[classic swim]

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    @brianycpht happy birthday Brian.
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    ghostrek what would you do if you were in a hotel pool in St. Louis and some hotel staff lady brushed her unlit menthol cigarette up and down against your chest and would caress your right arm against her upper and bottom lip?
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    What could solve the nation’s obesity epidemic? Cancel gym memberships. Because they’re dumb. Hire goons inside each and every gym to yell “HEY! GET OFF THE CELLPHONE, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!”
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    In a just world they’d give you four times what he took from you at his expense and maybe shoot his fucking hands off.
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    It’s happening. Zaslav Be Fartfuckin Demarco... only Toonami.
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    He’s a little monkey boy!
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    No I think it’s gonna be May 1st.
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    I was told to hold onto this (years ago?) in the event that it would actually be worth something. It’s the single most meaningless thing in my whole house. I have empty beer bottles scattered around the kitchen counter that I’m certain should be worth more than some shitty tin chip container. Lebron isn’t even 43 or 40 yet. Isn’t that something?
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    4/10 If ya know, ya know.
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    That hair strain died fending off your genitalia from foulness and unpleasantries.
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    Thank fuck a February 29 exists. Jesus.
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    The ‘ask ghostrek a question’ folder.
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    Voting him the fuck out after today.
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    Carne asada.
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    FullSizeRender.mov
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    Had a dream where I bit into this giant fried chicken breast, and it was just yolk. I looked again and the whole breast was just slathered in yolk. I tilted my head up and said “this is the yolkiest tasting chicken I’ve ever had in my life.”
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    Don’t want him in the Ted series. He’s a roided pussy.
  21. [classic swim]
    Explaining how she knew they would be in that hotel room was never in the drafts either. My theory is that one day when Demarco left the office, she hired a Dominican contractor to help her sedate him and implant a device within his rectal cavity. Also irrumatio and a string of other things which he would later need stitches for.
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    I had more nasty stuff in mind when writing for her, but I just decided she needed an easy way out. Admittedly bit of a creative cop out on my end.
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    No one ever told me their favorite part of the saga!
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    I like the banned shorts and this image is still annoying and ugly as shit.
  25. [classic swim]
    This the song that plays when Toonamiguy takes a road trip on the way to Atlanta to smack his chubby throb up against Demarco’s BITCH TITS
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