[classic swim]

I’d pay to see Gemini naked. I’d paypal Gemini a grand sum of 60 dollars to record a video with him playing a song of my choice and intensely dancing naked to it just so I can watch his silly loafy body floppin’ around everywhere.

Hey ghostrek, it’s me, your friend. Hey listen, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to go find out where Buddy lives and sniff his bossy bossy bossy bossy bossy bossy bossy bossies.

I’m not in any hurry to watch it but uh, yeah, soon today maybe.

And you bought it to compare to the stench of the hooha?

‘Fire This Fucking Idiot Mission Designer’ Missions 5. True Crime - The one that expected you to drive the entire length of Los Angeles in three minutes 4. Maybe 50% of Red Dead Revolver, especially the penultimate stage 3. Vice City Stories - Unfriendly Competition 2. San Andreas - last Quarry mission 1. City of Lost Heaven - Death of Art

Carl’s Jr./ “Goin’ hard at the Hardee’s... real hard with my Hardee’s”

Talks in the Super Mario voice as he types about Mr. Hoonie.

Fucking asshole fly waking me up every morning.

Draws a face on every egg and pretends it’s Humpty Dumpty before violently cracking it.

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At the McDonald’s lobby, screamed at the back of the 74 yr war veteran’s head like “RAAAHHH” and kicked the vet’s butt.

Wants to get his car washed but sees Pooh tackling Doom to the ground with a football and decides to drive away.

Plays football inside a car wash.