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[classic swim]

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    Voting him the fuck out after today.
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    Carne asada.
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    Fuck MickeyD’s and all of them. You can get ribeye for dirt cheap, more than you could from their greasy butt burp estrogen burger.
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    Had a dream where I bit into this giant fried chicken breast, and it was just yolk. I looked again and the whole breast was just slathered in yolk. I tilted my head up and said “this is the yolkiest tasting chicken I’ve ever had in my life.”
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    Don’t want him in the Ted series. He’s a roided pussy.
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    Explaining how she knew they would be in that hotel room was never in the drafts either. My theory is that one day when Demarco left the office, she hired a Dominican contractor to help her sedate him and implant a device within his rectal cavity. Also irrumatio and a string of other things which he would later need stitches for.
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    I had more nasty stuff in mind when writing for her, but I just decided she needed an easy way out. Admittedly bit of a creative cop out on my end.
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    No one ever told me their favorite part of the saga!
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    I like the banned shorts and this image is still annoying and ugly as shit.
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    This the song that plays when Toonamiguy takes a road trip on the way to Atlanta to smack his chubby throb up against Demarco’s BITCH TITS
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    Cute!
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    Uncle shit.
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    You’re given shit for even having the slightest criticism against this country + the president, and now we have a USPS that just doesn’t function.
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    Only DST that I know is K-DST. But yes I do get tired of pitch-dark 5PM fairly quickly.
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    Everyone’s fucked Zaslav’s chapped ass including Maurice and Montese.
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    I finally get my hands on the headphones I bought, and they’re mind numbingly fucking loud even on the lowest volume setting. ...I at least have them! Fuck you, Apple. I’m neverevereverevereverever gonna buy AirPods! I’m neverevereverevereverever gonna buy AirPods! Oh, he’s neverevereverevereverever gonna buy AirPods! No, he’s neverevereverevereverever gonna buy AirPods!
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    I honestly didn’t think they would get George. I was purely convinced it’d just be worst case scenario of Paul F Tompkins or someone else doing a nothing delivery while George’s just... away. I’m relieved now. Hopefully it does mean that he’s better. I don’t really give a shit enough to rush him back into poorly paid cons and whatever else, just glad if he’s alright.
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    Could just be decades worth of cathode ray tube poisoning talking, but I don’t like how all of today’s comedies have to have the same lighting as a Buzzfeed video. Standard def 4:3 in a heartbeat. 4K’s boring - I want real filming and camera shooting experience.
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    Always that one cheesy fuckdouche neighbor who has hyper instincts any time you or someone else opens their front door, and he just HAS to be involved somehow. He has to get up as close to you as possible. I’m trying to get my mail. I’m taking out trash. I’m going to the liquor store. A million menial scenarios and not one of them involves me wanting to talk to you outside of my home. The rent’s up. DROWN.
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    My friend told me this story years ago about his brother fucking some girl in a pool late at night, and I thought... that’s gotta feel weird cumming inside a chick underwater, right?
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    I’m laughing so fucking hard.
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