[classic swim]

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I gave you fair and excruciatingly genuine words on why people think the way they do about you... and you’re still here. Hook, line and sinker. You can never, upon any circumstance say you have one over on anyone else... ever... after today. It’s no longer that you could’ve stopped hours ago. You let this spiral since Wednesday morning before 10AM. That’s how sad you are. And you think I’m lame??? Jeepers! Is it because I didn’t neglect my fucking choo-choo train at eight years old, Holden Caulfield? You’re a fucking clown.

Hrurhuhuhuhuhuhu onomatopoeia I’m the voice of reason on these online web forums and everybody’s callous and cavalier but me

Icarus? Pal? Chum? All it takes... is one prestigious fucking effort from you to go “hey! I mean, maybe things are a little different from outside my front window!” There has not been one single time in the whole span of nearly 90 fucking posts in this thread where you had this moment to think that for yourself. There’s not one iota of self-awareness within your stubborn fucking head, and it’s killed everyone around and possibly everyone that’s genuinely close to you. That’s what you’re not getting. You’re not gonna get anywhere in life by still being the boy in 4th grade who insists he hasn’t farted in class.

Jesus fucking Christ. Even when you attempt calling it quits you still think everyone’s out to get you.

It’s everyone else’s fault but your own. You wanna act all profound and diplomatic but you’d rather be gassed than take up any responsibility for the smallest inconvenience to your character.

Yes it is. You wouldn’t make a dozen replies defending yourself in your own thread if that were the opposite. I’ve never seen a man go this out of breath to prove he’s not melodramatic.

I respect you for maintaining control! You made this thread for the sole purpose of punching down on the less fortunate. And I wouldn’t find you so insufferable if you just fessed up to that instead of crying because you feel victimized.

Awwww it took you a day to cough up a two paragraph rebuttal! How cute! Once again, great job showing everyone how much you don’t care!

Now wait a second, you gimpy little passive aggressive fuck. I thought you, Icarus27k, were too good and too privileged and too mighty to argue with the usual peasants! Remember that? Remember when Pooh laid into your guppy ass a month ago in the election thread? Because daddy Biden fuckin neeeeeeeds your protection from all these dastardly pessimists?! ...And all you could do then was wiggle your bitch nose in the air and go “oh. I’m totally arguing right now, but I’m too perfect to say that I’m arguing! Haha! Owned!” You can never argue like a real person and it’s so very priceless. I hope you never realize what a fucking pretentious and waffling douche you are. And I’m SO GLAD you took some time out from your afternoon Pilates class to quote reply everyone, and show everybody just how not involved you are with the world’s problems! Great job, fuckhead!

Thank you so much. Holy shit. It’s always the fucking common person’s fault.

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I love my government! *gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle suck suck swab swallow*

Got to where Tommy appears. I can stop playing the story now.

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Happy birthday, Seight!

Sorry you made him eat a bunch of ass and show em what the fuck is it.

Sorry you had to bitch slap Toonamiguy and show em the fuck who is the boss.

I’ve had my time in the sun and if I click with someone I click with someone. And I know it’s just mere signals we’re talking about but that also just progresses into them not giving a fuck about boundaries.

Cop-out answer but I don’t think about that because I just wanna be left the fuck alone.

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Cacao for coocoo puffs.