[classic swim]

He’s down in the muff!

RIP

I always wanted someone to mod Spike Spiegel into that shitty Kakarot game but nobody would go for that.

I got the TV on mute waiting for Family Guy and thinking about just turning the TV off because I can’t stand whatever the fuck FOX is broadcasting right now. Just glancing at Masked Singer made me shit bricks. We could be funding charities.

Roses are red. And violets are blue.

Something clicked in my life awhile ago where I don’t need to sulk like every other sulk. I reward myself with each moment that I’m emotionally detached. Like the flip of a switch. The universe punishes you twice as bad for overt compassion and treating yourself too seriously. Laugh at everyone and hope they choke a little. Which one of them would ever not wanna see you crash? Exactly.

I asked the drive thru guy where’s Rap Cat so that I could talk to him.

@brianycpht happy birthday Brian.

ghostrek what would you do if you were in a hotel pool in St. Louis and some hotel staff lady brushed her unlit menthol cigarette up and down against your chest and would caress your right arm against her upper and bottom lip?

What could solve the nation’s obesity epidemic? Cancel gym memberships. Because they’re dumb. Hire goons inside each and every gym to yell “HEY! GET OFF THE CELLPHONE, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!”

In a just world they’d give you four times what he took from you at his expense and maybe shoot his fucking hands off.

It’s happening. Zaslav Be Fartfuckin Demarco... only Toonami.

He’s a little monkey boy!

No I think it’s gonna be May 1st.

I was told to hold onto this (years ago?) in the event that it would actually be worth something. It’s the single most meaningless thing in my whole house. I have empty beer bottles scattered around the kitchen counter that I’m certain should be worth more than some shitty tin chip container. Lebron isn’t even 43 or 40 yet. Isn’t that something?

4/10 If ya know, ya know.

That hair strain died fending off your genitalia from foulness and unpleasantries.

Thank fuck a February 29 exists. Jesus.

The ‘ask ghostrek a question’ folder.