[classic swim]

You know what you gotta say next...

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying/Pretty, Pretty Dresses

Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!

Max Payne

T kicking the shit outta Jackie Jr gets me excited every year. A season airing on ‘95 HBO would’ve been badass.

Bully, Chapter III: “Love Makes The World Go Around”

A Huey Freeman Christmas

You ask for help, and I’ll help you. No problem. But you deliberately yell at me before anything’s even started, making a scene in your own neighborhood to make me look bad, and I’m supposed to be fine with that. Obviously don’t want you to do any of the things I told you to do to yourself... but I said it. Gotta stand tall by my words when yours mean nothing.

I don’t see how Family Guy compilations on YT can be that addicting. You can’t visually tell a 2024 episode apart from a 2011 episode. The HD era show is animated in such a bland way that it strains my retinas if I watch for more than an hour.

L.A. Confidential

Roasting on an Open Fire

Two months since I paid out the ass for another phone charger. Two months. And now it wants to pull that shit again.

“Our culture is stuck.” Have you ever tried just making better shit?

Happy Birthday and Happy Sunday to you as well.

He’ll give him some quaaludes at the bus stop.

Yeah but I can get to them my own goddamn self and not beg them to be my taxi driver.

Cheers to the brave chiropractor driving me to his house from the bus stop!