Insipid

I personally like that annual inspections are required in my state. Used cars are less risky to purchase, for one thing.

The Birdface battle in SMB2 used to scare me as a child.

Shit, my original comment was supposed to be for another thread. Spaghetti.

Not a parent, but that Lume bitch is the one who seemed to start the trend of explicitly mentioning body parts for deodorant. Arms, pits, feet, private. She must have a fetish. 🤮

Are you high? Is this all a drug-induced craze? I'm starting to think all this becoming a psychologist talk is merely a fantasy. I don't recall you ever being this unhinged in the past.

ban on sight time

That is why I mentioned KN's and Pat's professions in the other thread. They can ruin this idiot with their combined knowledge.

You're like 30 years too old to be making these kind of threats. Grow the fuck up.

According to his profile, he's 44. That made me feel a lot better about myself. Edit: And I must add, I know of quite a few adults who never really had an arc of true character development because of overprotection and/or being too spoiled from their parents, and they often act as perpetual victims when they cannot handle the vicissitudes of life.

It's so tame here these days. I feel you have to actively be looking for trouble now to experience it. Whatever.

Please tell me you still hit it and quit it.

Someone had an orgasm on the Judas chair? Yeah, it was bound to happen.

4 more months, my car will be completely paid off. 4000 extra dollars a year.

You know, I'm a pretentious cunt, so

Probably gonna sound like a 2deep4u atheist edgelord with this one. Oh well. I think there is more comfort believing nothing happens after death than believing in an afterlife. People piss me off more than they make me happy. We suddenly all get along because we are now mutually dead? Miss me with that shit. 🙄

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Yeah, I heard about that Tik Tok, which is why I made this thread based on the original prompt from 4chan.

Oh yeah, when I'm at Aldi I have given my cart to others quite frequently.

Do you believe this? I have always returned the cart, but I don't necessarily believe I am good at self-governance.

My trypophobia 😬

Oh, and if we want to get topical again, beef is very overrated. Oh no, I sound like nabs. 😭

I heard he had surgery for baldness at the crown in the late 80s. It involved removing the skin to close the area and make the bald spot seem nonexistant. It was extremely painful and he supposedly treated his ex wife Ivana like shit during that time because of it. Why the fuck do I know this? 😭

There was nothing funny about Kramer's character on Seinfeld. I'm almost glad the actor had a racist outburst that permanently stained his reputation for playing such a shitty character.

I already shit myself from imagining any scenario involving me with Mike Tyson. 😭