Insipid

When my brother went to college in the sticks, he had a Christian phase. He fell for that deep etymology bullshit that some Christians like to do. He said men were meant to do labor and women were meant to give labor. The thing is labor is not universally used in all languages to mean childbirth, and the Bible was not written in fucking English. There's my tangent. Happy "Labor" Day.

Unabashed sanity is vanity.

I already knew what yoni meant, as there's a thing called yoni steaming that involves essential oils that purportedly rejuvenates the lady parts. fuggs said she tried it on the hooha, but she was left with a first degree burn on the labial folds and had to cancel a hookup with military hottie.

Cream of chicken stuffed shells. Haven't had this in ages.

He probably just meant his yes men lawyers.

Stranger Things past season 1 is garbage. I feel that the first season perfectly encapsulates the "government bad" zeitgeist of the 1980s. The rest of the seasons are just run of the mill uninspired crap.

I just had a great one night stand. I thought I'd share because we are being hoes here. 🫠 I do want a serious relationship again, but a desirable one is not possible for a few years for me. Oh well.

Why you gotta cut deep like that? You're not the only depressed one here, you know. 😭😭😭

So geomaxxing is the new term for sex tourism . . . I think it's time I make an active effort to avoid and forget new slang. Time to become an old fart.

By hiring someone to do it.

Don't do that. Let me suffer.

Oh please, everything I wrote here was much more embarrassing. I deserve this.

Oh, that makes sense, although I remember mochi using he/him pronouns, so my mind went to the food with "they."

For what? You did nothing wrong.

Ok, I'm not being a dick, but what are you asking me here? Examples of what I think are better?

I humbly apologize if you found my response to be unsatisfactory, honorable ghostrek-sama. Please forgive me of my unintended transgression, and I will strive to be a better person henceforth.

Oh, there's a user here named mochi I was referring to. As for the food, it's ok, I guess. There are far better Japanese desserts, in my opinion.

Uh . . . Well, Sonic drinks are pretty good. Try the ocean water or cherry limeade next time. Their shakes are all right too.

mochi drew a pic of Sonic's ass. I don't feel like searching for it.

I had to look up that phrase. I am but an amateur who never had formal education in the subject. I think this is relevant. This is a Japanese sentence completely in hiragana: けんこうのためにまいにちともだちといぬとこうえんであるいている。 Now, let's add the kanji and make it look like a proper Japanese sentence: 健康のために毎日友達と犬と公園で歩いている。 Notice how much the sentence contracted. I guess that's enough being a pretentious cunt, for now.

Fascinating. Are you intrigued by liaison in French as well?

A lot of men never bother learning about clitics, so par for the course.

gynecology, paleontology, what's the difference?

Do not get me started on the truly riveting subject of prosody that will inevitably bring up the Yamny / Laurel shit from a few years back. Although I suppose since you called me sonny, this may be more due to hearing loss from aging. #iamsosmart #ineedtostfu