Insipid

They're raiding your pension soon, you know.

I found a very relevant post.

Man, gooning sounds so fucking stupid. Let's bring back fapping.

Back on topic, homemade chicken biryani from an Indian friend. The last two times I tried to make my own biryani it came out too oily and mushy. Plus, it's so labor intensive . . . despite that, I wanna try making it again this week. I must be a masochist.😩 Edit: Jesus Christ, this biryani was spicy. I may be waking up in the middle of the night and regretting this soon. 😩

Damn, you should have said kudasai. Happy belated birthday 🎂

Appoaching-65-and-never-having-sex-dry.

Uh oh, looks like someone feels dry again . . .

That is vile CCP spyware 😑

I dunno if I'll get one, but I am deleting my twitter account.

Why trashy people be bringing their fucking dogs into Walmart and the like now? Those workers ain't paid enough to already be overtasked and clean up after your stupid pets.

C'est classique goatse tub girl 2 girls 1 cup 1 guy 1 jar fugg's hooha

cogito ergo sum

CB 🤷‍♂️

edit: stupid

Katsu Curry

The nice thing about the Japanese language is that one is taught etymology, whether one is interested or not in the subject, due to the nature of kanji. I am bringing this up because my mother said every Japanese person knows what a tariff is, and she is not the type to talk about global economic policy. Anyway, the kanji compound for tariff gives away the meaning 関税 "barrier tax" kanzei

cause his existence should make you feel better about yourself

steven seagal wanning da punani

On election night, I had chicken biryani, in hopes of America electing a Desi woman, Kamala. My Indian friend said her part of India, Tamil Nadu, is more known for sambar rice. I've had sambar rice before, but I just wasn't in the mood for it. The next day, my Indian friend jokingly said Kamala lost because I didn't eat the sambar rice. 😂😭 You know, typing this made me realize something that I appreciate so much about myself: I am a worldly person. I love the world.

fuggs worked in insurance. She can show you "open enrollment" 😉

Poling, not polling? Does your friend leathur rok do pole dancing? Show us.

Oh, fuck it. I love being a Japanese citizen. Ok, I won't mention it for a long time.

I don't have much faith in third parties in this country. The false dichotomy is too useful to exploit for our corporate overlords.