Insipid

What, I had it set to only be open for 24 hours. And some people here recommended languages I don't even want to learn.

In this very specific case, the person saying it. And in this very specific case, one should shoot the messenger.

Making stupid metaphors that work against you? Yes, you should avoid doing that.

You don't even drive and I do think it is because you are stupid.

The warning signs were there all along.

@discolé monade Good job on your French course lately. Happy studying. And to everyone else, now is a great time to stop being a pathetic monolingual beta cuck. (That phrase is unironically used in the content I follow nowadays and idgaf if it sounds cringe outside of that context.)

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Zhuzhing is the new bougie. I am now an old fart for getting pissed at slang so often.

I wanna kill myself.

TIL lululemon gets its name from making fun of Japanese Engrish. lol, assholes.

Third time is a charm: my third time trying to make chicken biryani and this time it wasn't too oily or mushy. I'm so proud, and idgaf about the lighting.

They're raiding your pension soon, you know.

I found a very relevant post.

Man, gooning sounds so fucking stupid. Let's bring back fapping.

Back on topic, homemade chicken biryani from an Indian friend. The last two times I tried to make my own biryani it came out too oily and mushy. Plus, it's so labor intensive . . . despite that, I wanna try making it again this week. I must be a masochist.😩 Edit: Jesus Christ, this biryani was spicy. I may be waking up in the middle of the night and regretting this soon. 😩

Damn, you should have said kudasai. Happy belated birthday 🎂

Appoaching-65-and-never-having-sex-dry.

Uh oh, looks like someone feels dry again . . .

That is vile CCP spyware 😑

I dunno if I'll get one, but I am deleting my twitter account.

Why trashy people be bringing their fucking dogs into Walmart and the like now? Those workers ain't paid enough to already be overtasked and clean up after your stupid pets.

C'est classique goatse tub girl 2 girls 1 cup 1 guy 1 jar fugg's hooha

cogito ergo sum