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How'd we let them escape?!

Just heard the security ask if they had eyes on Josh Allen. 👀

I took a 2 hour nap already after cleaning the shit out of my car. Time to drink some coffee and ready to drive to the concert hall. 👌

So that means it'll suck the soul out of my Fridays?

Is...is that a threat? <_<

I'm so sleepy. Im ready for bed. My weed man needs to hurry the fuck up.

Harassing my ex boss one last time

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0 fucks given listening to my screamo music loud as hell in my driveway. LULZ

I'm stoned. It's still Thursday. My niece's cat loves me and acts like it's unloved and mistreated. As of last Friday I have 90 new patient referrals. Work sucks. Also my 10 year old niece is such a scumbag. She hasn't showered in like a week and is whining about having to shower. Why are children like this?

You can get blue berry unfrosted too.

Also has my name always been UWPp or did @Raptorpat add the extra P? Either way im okay with it. I just can't remember. XD

My mom bribed my guy friend $20 to see the Killers with me. He's now excited because he watched multiple YouTube videos of their concerts. ... Apparently my mom pays people to be my friend. 😂😭 Now hes taking me to a sci fi horror con in a couple weeks. XD

Artificial strawberry flavor.

Literally shutting down. My work brain needs a vacation or something. Idfk. I literally can't find the motivation. My brain is getting a headache because of the stress. My adhd just giggles and says "there's always tomorrow" while my OCD is running around screaming. Thanks.

Salt potatoes are a staple piece to BBQs. If you don't know what a salt potato is, google.

We made it through another week. I'm so proud of you. Happy Friday. And if you don't have normal work hours, stfu. Thanks.

HAPPY BIRTHYDAY

This is Goose. I adopted him while I lived in FL, but he lives with my best friend down the street now. Him and mew didnt get along because hes a chompy boy.