UwPp

To all you badass women out there.

Has a sweet beard for left overs *wink wink*

I see Batman tomorrow but I have interviews all week but my adhd has seem to been sneaking up on me but my therapy appts are shoved in between but this run on sentence is atrocious. also the damn landlord won’t send me my mofo contact lenses that the bitch stole. Do I just call the eyeglass place and tell them I never received them? Like what that flying flock do you want to hold them hostage for?

Via mail. It’ll be there in 7-10 business days.

Fucking deal then. I’ll give you all my fat.

Take about 20-40 and I’ll be good.

This is less exciting then the ducks chasing me while having a bag of corn today.

You can take some of my fat too. I’ll allow it.

I’m bundled like an Eskimo but I hung out with my duck friends today.

Someone already hit it to 2800 so now I can go back to be being less salty

Nobody will ever like your stuff again

Finally got mofo chicken riggies

looks like a bunch of chodes to me

Aren’t the tiny bananas called plantains anyways? This argument is clearly invalid. Learn your fruit.

Fucked up you had to request a laugh joke after I said thank you for being so generous of your two inch sliced dick.

Since you posted it twice does this mean 2 slices of dick?

Have you tried Googling?

When doesn’t scoob challenge any of our manhood?

That escalated so quickly I forgot I was still in this thread after looking at molars puppy.

Puppyyyyy!!!! ❤️

I'm going to completely die of boredom. Also I don't remember posting the last post. That's how bored I am.

I’m going crazy being bored af and everything just sounds boring.

Bet you could read it tho.