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Since we're all sharing how we don't shave. I give you the leg. ... I have blonde leg hair (thank oogly moogly).

Mcdonalds is disgusting. And continues to get gross. ... Needless to say regrets were made and now i feel like I'm going to puke.

Why did I decide to watch a murder documentary when I'm home alone by myself tonight? ... 😭😭😭

Ive done that but with tweezers. For awhile I'd tweeze my leg hair. XD

Times moving slow. Which means I can relax a little bit longer on the couch before I need to make more phone calls.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY. WE LOVE YOU. YOU PROBABLY KNOW OF US MAYBE. ... IF NOT HI.

Brushing my hair. Because this lions mane is untamed. So it goes in a rats nest on top of my head.

Shaving. It's annoying and during winter that I forget that razors exist until I start feeling that little leg hair flapping in the breeze. Then my OCD kicks back in.

Bed rotting. Because why do something when you can scroll aimlessly on the interweb.

I don't have a favorite, but I do know the hottest president was JFK.

Happy birthday evil Sergey. Because I will never read it as serge.

I like Quelf. That game is pretty funny.

You. ... yes you. ... YOU'RE THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I got presents. 🥰

For Galentine's/Valentine's Day i sent my two besties flowers. They're both single and I think everyone deserves flowers delivered to them during this stupid holiday.

Yayyy Eagles. Suck it KC everyone hates you.

Thank you to this wonderful lady for paying for all the kids to go to the trampoline park. I'm sorry kids are cruel and nobody came to your sons birthday party. But we appreciate you and are glad the kids were already friends in school together.

Stole all the cookies from the cookie jar.

I literally thought all day it was Wednesday. So thank.

My boss' boss told me she loved and appreciated me. Idk how I feel. Kinda wanted to vomit. How dare you use those words.