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Ah yes... The original protein shake.

1) Aquire ATHG costume 2) Ask owner if you can take a picture in costume with the car 3) Take picture with vehicle, in costume, if permission is obtained 4) 5) Profit!

Haha, one of the all-time greats... Ruth. Jordan. Spielberg. They have nothing on him in his head.

That's too much credit. He likes the attention here... Zeni likes treats, so like my dog, I throw him a treat every now and again. #feedingalphamaletrolls

Did some maintenance on my wife's car and pulled weeds. Now I'm just sore and bored lol

One can assert physical dominance by lifting a pair of headphones? I don't think it's normal to equate crimes of opportunity to the "dominance" of manhood. Get checked out you poor soul.

Please sir... I'm well versed in all the Step it Up and Stomp the Yard movies... Hope you have the wambulance on speed dial.

Very sad day... My little sister was just talking about Koko's Kitten a few days ago. She's gonna be so bummed.

Write in vote: You're delusional

Eh, maybe they'll turn back up... People are surprising sometimes. In HS, around Xmas, my buddy's brother found someones wad of spending cash on the Target sales floor... Was maybe $600 and some change. Little f'er decided to keep it and I pretty much berated him the whole time we were there saying he just ruined some kids Xmas... Look, all I'm saying is people can surprise you. Just hoping it wasn't my buddy's little bro that found your buds.

Was there an echo?

What this trollish-man doesn't know, is that this young lady is packing a 14-inch pleasure sausage... What follows is a journey into his mind as he questions the essence of his remaining manhood... Next stop, the Twilight Zone.

If you're gonna grab a pint or two after... Count me in

It has it's merits fo sho!

Yikes, wasn't aware that was still around... I cringe at my old MySpace pic haha

Du-dum-tschhhhh

No... That's not what I... um, Burgers doh.

I do not think life means what you think it means.

J. Cole, Wet Dreamz is probably one of my favorite tracks of all time.

Sounds like a nice joint though... Where I work our employee appreciation week included free toothbrushes and floss for employees. Not sure if there's a hidden message in there for us from corporate.

Did you get free pizza on top of that? Definitely a nice bit of extra income for an easy job.

There goes your Rolling Rock budget... I'm sorry for your loss

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You know... I'm stagnant for a year or two and you're still here. I don't put anything past you except time. Maybe.

... especially when you're dead. Scoliosis doesn't hurt then I'd imagine