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    Was clearly mthor’s accomplice.
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    Same exact thing happened again tonight, except they brought me Popeye’s chicken and made me pay by watching their 3 little hellions until who-knows-when. Oh, I cannot wait to go to bed tonight.
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    If a day really wants to fuck me this much, the least it could do is buy me dinner first.
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    He’s the best around. Nothing’s gonna ever keep him down.
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    Just gave Weird Al an idea for a parody of “Girls Just Want To Have Fun”.
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    Will be serving up cans of whoop ass at the concession stand in the Kentucky Derby.
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    You heard it here first, ladies and gents! Mode 7 and [classic swim] are planning a heist at the Kentucky Derby! More on this at 11.
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    Thinks real life is GTA.
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    I tell someone I feel like crap today and their solution is to order me a pizza. Okay……don’t really want it but at least I didn’t have to pay for it.
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    Maybe I should actually do something instead of sitting here wondering why I’m so bored. Eh……
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    Rides into town on a donkey.
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    Has conversations with himself.
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    Wears cargo shorts over sweatpants.
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    Has a premium OnlyFeet membership.
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    Has seen every episode of This Old House at least three times.
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    Been streaming movies and shows on my laptop instead of my TV lately. I kind of think I prefer it this way.
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    Is secretly responsible for every single complaint Bret Hart ever uttered about Bill Goldberg.
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    Seriously needs to think about publishing a book full of posts like the one above this.
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    This’ll be the last time I use Grubhub. Order’s taking an hour when Wendy’s is just a few miles away and they keep changing my delivery time.
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