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    I haven’t spoken to a single person so far today. It’s been quite glorious.
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    Cackles wildly whenever a cashier asks “Would you like change?”
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    Lost her mind behind a Dollar General in 1989. Found it again, years later, underneath a rock in Tempe, Arizona.
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    Performs a shadow puppet show every night with no audience.
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    Once made a pot of soup using every single thing in the kitchen and pantry.
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    Threw sand in my eyes when I asked to play in the sandbox.
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    Left out the part where I play “Come To My Window” by Melissa Etheridge while doing this.
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    Bosley from Charlie’s Angels is a close family friend of his.
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    Dreams of owning a sandwich shop where the customers make their own sandwiches while the employees yell and insult them.
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    Tried to put an NES cartridge in his PS2.
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    You want me to travel 100 miles for an hour-long meeting that could just as easily be done virtually? Um……no?
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    Smiles and waves at every driver he passes by.
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    Checker’s, whenever it gets here. I need to stop with this place. Paying $30 for one shitty fast food meal that takes forever to arrive is stupid.
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    Pops popcorn with a cigarette lighter.
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    Once spent an entire weekend inside Walmart because he got lost.
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    Still remembers all the cheat codes for Frogger.
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    Knows exactly what’s in the pellets Pac-Man eats.
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    Ring tone is the sound of a whoopee cushion.
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