The_annoying_one

The hell you smokin’, Pat?

There’s somethin’ fishy about this thread….

I know. Sounds like a challenge I could actually do. Win, though? Probably not.

Because Packard

Why don’t you tell us how you really feel? 😛

You are the most awesomely pretentious guy here. From one verpetas to another!

Not saying I don’t believe you, but (just playing devil’s advocate here, lol) everyone can be pretentious at times. Except for me, of course. 😜

Good! Get some Tums, too. 🤪

I get burnt out on pizza very easily myself. Get some tomorrow!

You should. It was amazing.

Just saw this. I miss Diabolical_Jazz. 😢

YES

Nice. I was lazy too. I ordered a pizza.

No pussy pics allowed! Sorry….I just…..sorry.

I thought today was MLK Day….and Sunday. Not sure how that works. But I do know that my brain is on vacation today.

Because nothing says ‘sexy time’ quite like splinters in your hooha.

Or just give Packard and Nabs their own board. They can post whatever they want and no one else is allowed in. Just a thought.

My brother-in-law’s dad said “Happy President’s Day” to me a few hours ago. That was the first of (probably) many “What the fuck?” moments I’ll have today. But to answer your question, I’d have to go with Ross Perot. I don’t have a reason.

I thought the same damn thing.

Eating spicy food to stop my runny nose. Herp-a-derp!

Did I need an alt? No. Did I want one? ….Still no. But I did it anyway. Cuz that’s what I do.

Too soon, man. Too….soon.