The_annoying_one

Am I an asshole for completely ignoring the little neighbor boy who was just pounding on my door for 10 minutes straight? Probably. Do I care? No.

Happy Birthday!

Thank you, sir. *totally let the Bacardi shots slip his mind* A bit too early for something that strong. Perhaps tonight.

*is a little embarrassed to ask such a dumb question* In that case, I will have my regular, sir. One vodka & Sprite.

It's okay. Being a big jerk is fun sometimes.

Okay, fine! Just make us jealous and leave!

Mine was, too. I spent a lot of time outside playing as a kid. These days, I only really go out to take my dogs on walks. I do drink a lot of water, but not so much today, for whatever reason.

I honestly don't think it's possible to get used to this heat.

I'll probably watch all of it. Don't worry.

Fuck yeah.

I need that in my life right this minute!

I think I’m more on Team Maybe. 🤔 I will watch a few more to be sure. It’s just gonna be hard to keep up with what I have watched, since my brain is usually turned off.

I could definitely use a drink to clear my mind. What's on tap tonight?

Ok, I watched Striking Vipers. Definitely not bad, but I just don't know if this show is for me. I don't do much horror/sci-fi these days.

They did say there's another specialist a little further away that might be able to see me sooner, but I don't know if it's too late to change my mind. I will call Monday, though. Also, as stupid as this may seem, what I'm going through will (I'm 99% sure) require surgery. I won't say no to that, but having it very soon might make me miss my vacation that I very desperately need.

Need to go see a specialist for a very serious medical issue, and they won’t be able to see me until probably October. Hope I survive. 😬

Air-fried chicken fingers & fries

America’s ballsack!

I never said I didn’t get it. I said it just didn’t interest me that much. Facts are facts for a reason!

I have a really bad habit of playing around on my phone while I’m watching anything. XD

I am about to eat here directly! Do you mind?!