The_annoying_one

I did. It's going okay except the 2 don't always get along. Yeah, toddlers are demons. It'll calm down eventually.

They usually do, but not this time. I've actually started locking my dog in my bedroom when they come over, but the one time I decide not to, this happens.

Oh, I will. Evil Uncle is very close to making an overdue appearance.

We talked a lot of crap, but congrats.

Yesterday, my sister and her kids came to visit me. I have 2 dogs in the house. One big, one small. The kids are terrified of my big dog, but they love the small one. They were in the living room playing with him when I passed by just in time to see the youngest kid ( 3 years old) with my small dog on the couch. He had my big dog's rope toy wrapped firmly around my small dog's neck as he then pushed him off the side of the couch. Luckily, the rope slid off his neck before it strangled him, but he didn't act right the rest of the night. Livid doesn't even come remotely close to how I feel. May be time for some house bannings.

I have to believe she was trolling you, Vela. Unless they have severe peanut allergies, it should be impossible for someone to have never tried peanut butter. I would definitely suggest revisiting this with her at some point. I could even be your backup. The kind of backup who just sits in the background with an intense stare, while never actually saying a word, I mean.

Never....had....peanut butter? How....what.....I'm not that bad, I hope! Yes, it was Angry Orchard. I mean, it wasn't horrible. It also wasn't great. They had blueberry-flavored as well. May try that next time.

This was my first time trying a Klondike bar, and it was vanilla ice cream with chocolate coating. I don't know if that's the original or not. The cider I had was supposed to be apple-flavored, but I tasted almost no apple. It just tasted like beer. And as anyone who knows me knows (me?), I am not a fan of beer.

Oh, I just remembered. I also had some hard apple cider (meh) to drink and a Klondike Bar for a lazy dessert.

Thank you for proving my last post, @Vela 🤣

How can I contact someone if I don’t know who they are?!

Well, contact them and make it happen! Please?

If you don’t advance, I may leave the group (again). You did a really good job on the story, man. And I mean that.

One of our team members never even joined our group, but I won’t say who (yet). Y’all are probably still gonna win, but it’s cool. I’m over it…..a little.

We’re closing in, Team Whatever!

I could kick myself for making this thread. Most of you always have something better than what I had. 😭😂

I can't get enough of this one.

I most certainly will not be voting you off. I’m thinking that I would like this headache to go away since I just found out that my brother & his wife will be here to eat dinner with me soon.

Team Dean needs more votes, people! Don’t let us down!

I haven’t had oatmeal in a long time. I will be having green beans, onions, carrots, sausage & seasoning (kind of a casserole, I guess) tonight.

Fair

That is everything I never knew I needed in my life.

That's the best way to live.