The_annoying_one

I was all set to say I’m kind of glad you exist until you started talking shit about meatloaf.

Church’s chicken, mashed potatoes, and a biscuit.

I had to buy a new garbage can for my bathroom because the lid to my current one is warped. Only problem is, since I bought it online, I didn’t look at the size. My old one is 13 gallons. This one is 1 gallon. That’s not gonna work for me. Also, it took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out how to work the camera on my laptop. Things suck today.

I just found a giant tree limb down in the middle of my front yard. There are no trees in my front yard and we haven’t gotten any bad weather today.

Words to live by.

Chicken & rice with gravy.

Depends on what that truth is, honestly.

You don’t need to tell me that we never talk. You’re just as capable of picking up the phone as I am.

I like to think I have an over-abundance of patience….except for when it comes to children.

Chicken strip basket from DQ whenever it gets here.

I could probably live off of cheap TV dinners and sandwiches, for the most part. I don’t care. Food’s food.

I just microwaved some cheesy ramen. I wasn’t really hungry but I’m sure I will be later.

My aunt has been “poking” me on Facebook roughly every 15 minutes for the past 6 hours and the only way to stop it is to block her. The devil on my shoulder is very close to winning this battle.

BK from DoorDash. Two double cheeseburgers and a large onion ring for a little less than $7? That’s never happened before but I’m not complaining. I’ve been cutting back on the fast food and delivery lately but had to make an exception for tonight.

My mind immediately conjured up this image and I refuse to apologize for it.