The_annoying_one

You see, I want to like people, but most of them won’t let me. Clearly a “them” problem.

I do remember that. Good times.

2 days before Thanksgiving and I get a call from a friend who lives directly across from the house my parents lived in. Some bum broke into their backyard shed and then was found sleeping in my dad’s locked car. Lovely, lovely day.

Mad TV was (usually) way better than SNL.

I absolutely LOVE breakfast for dinner. I haven’t had it in a long time, though.

I honestly wouldn’t care if they were using it to donate to charity. I’m reporting that shit. Then again, I am kind of a stingy asshole when it comes to money.

It definitely has its ups and downs.

I just threw together some pasta with ground beef, onions and a few other things. It was food.

The younger version of me would’ve vehemently disagreed with this, but I think the school year should be year-round. Minus weekends, of course. And holidays, but only the day of.

Why does my bedroom smell like potatoes right now?

End me now.

Is this week almost over? What? It’s only Monday?! Fuuuuuck!!

I never played Mafia 2, but I loved Sleeping Dogs and all its blatant GTA rip-off glory.

Thin-crust pizza sucks.

I’m actually not doing any of it. I can’t cook to save my life.

Level grinding in RPG games is so damn boring.

I really don’t think he was serious. He does have severe developmental disabilities that make him say things that he can’t fully comprehend. I did tell his mom (my sister). She made him apologize to me, which was really all she could do. This honestly didn’t scare me. It just concerned me.

My 7-year-old nephew threatened to kill me today. I didn’t take it seriously, though. I honestly don’t know how I took it, other than completely flabbergasted.

Mac & cheese, corn & English peas. And a bottle of Not Your Father’s Root Beer (my new favorite alcoholic beverage).